Redneck Security Okay, we have to have a little humor on our Web site, so with kindest regards to Jeff Foxworthy and in respect to blackdog’s southern roots, here’s how the system works.
Redneck Security
Okay, we have to have a little humor on our Web site, so with kindest regards to
Jeff Foxworthy and in respect to blackdog’s southern roots, here’s how the
system works.
Go to a second-hand store and buy a really, really big pair
of men’s used work boots—a really big pair.
Put the boots outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it—a really really big dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
“Bubba. Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo—back in 15 minutes. Don’t disturb the pit bulls. They’ve just been wormed and are really mad.”
Billy Bob
Blackdog 